Sunday, June 29, 2008

Retrospective Reviews: 1985 Peueot 505 S wagon


This is the first in a series (I hope!) of reviews of cars that I've been the primary driver/owner of, or have driven extensively enough to comment on. That latter one puts the number up higher than I feel like counting, but don't worry, I won't forget any cars. :)

A 1985 Peugeot 505 S wagon was the first car I drove - not counting a family friends LeCar I got to drive (well, steer at least) at age 5. The Peugeot was, I believe, the second foreign car my dad purchased. This replaced a 1980 (?) Chevy Malibu wagon.

This was a pretty fantastic car. The front seats are still the most comfortable that I can remember, and these were manual 4-way adjusters, not like some of the fancy-dancy seats I have now. And a lovely, dark blue velour material, that I have never seen equaled, and I much preferred to any leather. I would love to have a set of these today. And the ride. I've come to find through car magazines and shows, that the French make cars the ride beautifully. This Peugeot was no exception. The memory of the ride is not marked quite as indelibly on my mind as the seats, but this car was quite the cruiser, and was comfortable on all surfaces. I can't recall complaining about the roads.

Along the same lines, French cars' handling are apparently not all that great. Makes sense, a comfortable ride is usually the enemy of a sporty handler. This is not a memory I have of the Peugeot. It had some body roll and mild understeer. It was rear wheel drive, which meant no torque steer to ruin its beautiful steering feel. Overall, the handling was a pleasure. In fact, this car can be summed up by doing well at several contradictory things: Great ride, and handles well. Huge car, but drove compact.

And when I say huge, it was. The interior was definitely bigger than the full-size American wagons you could buy at the time - think square Caprice. Headroom was amazing; the brochure referred to a "vaulted ceiling," and as cars went this was no lie. The cargo area was quite large, with about 5 metal strakes running longitudinally to help slide heavy objects to the front, something I don't see any more but was quite nice for getting, say, a heavy cooler backed up against the rear seats. The rear seat folded completely flat. But when up, the rear seats had plenty of room for my nearly 6'2" frame, and in fact the rear seat was much higher than in any car I've been in, and I had excellent thigh support - I could sit with my feet flat on the ground and be quite comfortable, another detail I've not seen even in most SUVs.

You're probably wondering why you never owned a car this great, and why Peugeot stopped selling cars on these shores in the early '90s. This reason I'm going to give probably isn't why, although I'm sure it didn't help. It was S-L-O-W. I mentioned it was big, and although I'm sure it didn't weigh as much as the Caprice wagon, it couldn't have been light. Whatever it was, the 120HP 2.0 liter four was no match for it. And coupled - or perhaps more precisely, saddled - with a 3 speed slush-box, 0-60 was in the neighborhood of 20 seconds. The bad neighborhood. This did not fire up the enthusiasm of a 16 year old gear-head. But this probably made it the ideal car for me, to keep me out of trouble. Alas, I drove it full time for only a few months, then giving way for, well, my next installment of Retro Reviews.

Time to blog?

I thought I'd have all sorts of time to blog. I'm not really sure what I was thinking, considering how the shows have been piling up, unwatched, on my Tivo. Maybe it's my self imposed vow to not blog during work, which I've followed almost absolutely. It could also be that I have nothing good to write. Which would explain this post.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Rush Limbaugh is an asshole

Sorry for the profanity. I never listen to the man, but if he has any redeeming qualities, they are all forfeit when you see stuff like this:

Limbaugh: I want to know. I look at Iowa, I look at Illinois—I want to see the murders. I want to see the looting. I want to see all the stuff that happened in New Orleans. I see devastation in Iowa and Illinois that dwarfs what happened in New Orleans. I see people working together. I see people trying to save their property…I don’t see a bunch of people running around waving guns at helicopters, I don’t see a bunch of people running shooting cops. I don’t see a bunch of people raping people on the street. I don’t see a bunch of people doing everything they can…whining and moaning—where’s FEMA, where’s BUSH. I see the heartland of America. When I look at Iowa and when I look at Illinois, I see the backbone of America.


http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/06/17/rush-limbaugh-attacks-black-katrina-victims-and-praises-whites-as-the-floods-hit/

I might have been rash on the title. Limbaugh could simply be an imbecile who can't understand the fundamental differences between these events.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A deal at twice the price

Take a gander at this $500.99 cable:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM

Be sure to read the comments.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Er, uh, yeah.

I'm going to open with the last line from this article. "I know there are some who consider McCain a credible, knowledgeable guy. I just can’t figure out why."

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15840.html


This is the kind of genius that keeps coming from the McCain campaign. It really should be a Reagan-style blow-out by Obama this November, that fact that it won't is scary.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

McCain the duffer

The comments were taken off of McCain's official site, but fortunately somebody got screen shots of these truly high quality comments:

http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=10594

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Porsche model names

So I referred to the Porsche Carrera Turbo in my last post. The astute car enthusiast (which is clearly you if you're reading my car posts) will know that I'm talking about the 911 Turbo - the true Porsche snob will call it the 997, the manufacturer's internal designation.

Take a look at the other models - nay a digit in sight. There are certainly internal designations by number still, but on the Porsche USA web page, the only model with a number is the 911. Why? The 911 rules the roost among the aforementioned Porsche snobs. Porsche tried to kill it before, and was roundly shouted down by 911 owners. "If it's not rear-engined, with an air-cooled flat-6, it's not a real Porsche." Thus, the 911 will probably never die, although those same Porsche snobs won't admit that the 911 has become the super-GT that the engineers at Porsche attempted to replace it with, and have since designed around the inherent driving-dynamic flaws of an engine hanging off the ass of the car.

What am I getting at? Despite what you might think from the above, I really like the 911. I'd love to own one. But take a look at a 911. What does the big badge on the back say? That's right, Carrera. It's a Porsche Carrera. The 911 designator was simply the internal numbering used at the time. It was originally going to be the 901, but Peugeot claimed the rights for car model numbers with "0" in the middle (ironically, Mr. Broccoli's estate came down like a ton of bricks on Peugeot's attempt to name a car the "1007"). Porsche then just decided on 911. Luckily, in my opinion, as 901 doesn't have much of a ring, but 911 does. It was followed up with a 912, and a 930 was the turbo. The numbers kept going up. But 911 stuck.

This is the beginning of my one man crusade - it's the Carrera from now on! At least until I own one. Then it will be the 911, of course.

Monday, June 9, 2008

The Nissan GT-R

One of the reason's I started this blog was to put my considerable opinions of automobiles into print. What better car to start with than the hugely (and deservedly ) hyped "successor" to the Skyline, Nissan's new GT-R. Let me preface all of this: I've never driven the GT-R. I've never driven any of the cars it's compared to. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion. :)

The big number that car geeks will be familiar with is 7:29. That's the time (yes, minutes, smart-ass) it takes a GT-R to complete a circuit of the famed Nurburgring. That is damn impressive. Faster than a Porsche Carrera* Turbo. At half the price. I guess that's the little number to complement the big number (If you consider 70 large little).

Here's the number that I can't shake: 3900. That's the weight in pounds of this beast. That's a lot of pounds. Somehow, I can't get my head around how a car this heavy can go this fast without there being some caveat - are the tires only going to last for 100 miles? Yet I shouldn't be so critical. Perhaps my favorite car, enough so that I actually own it, is the 928, which was widely criticized for the same reasons the GT-R is today. It's big, it's heavy, it's not a true sports car (ok, maybe they aren't saying that about the GT-R). But the 928 outperformed the 911. Sound familiar?

Nissan figured out a way to make it go like stink. I shouldn't obsess over it's weight. So I should focus on the real reason not to get one: It's heinous. The exterior is just bad, but the interior, what you'll have to look at all the time, is atrocious. Does it matter how fast it goes?

*check for a future post on this.

The Air Force

I've been reading a lot about the "firings" of top Air Force brass. If you are interested in a bit of history about the Air Force and how it got to where it is today, try this article:

http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=abolish_the_air_force

I know that title is provocative, but the article does a good job of making it's case, and it does give you a good history. It was published far before these recent events, but is perhaps more germane now.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

It's a Disease!

Now I'm looking at these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_2002


I've always liked the 2002. I certainly don't need another car, and I've been thinking about getting rid of the 928. Maybe I should just get an original Mini.

Friday, June 6, 2008

What's in a name?

To paraphrase our President, blog-name pickin' is hard work!

It's a blog

Considering how long I've been reading blogs, you'd figure I'd have started my own long ago. Not that I have some topic I've suddenly decided I need to blogviate on, but what the hell.